How many times have you told your dog exactly what to do and the little monster didn’t listen?
“Percy, I told you to stay off the couch. How hard is it? I’m not saying it again… don’t look at me like you’re confused. This time, I mean it!”
I’m going to take a wild guess and say Percy probably didn’t listen this time, either. Not because your dog is an asshole that’s doing it to spite you. It’s because your dog seriously has no clue what you just said.
It’s not exactly breaking news that dogs don’t speak human. We all know this.
But when we don’t know how to communicate with dogs in ways they do understand, we keep repeating the same mistakes. We stay stuck in the endless cycle of reprimands with no relief.
How to Talk to Your Dog in Their Language
Dogs mostly communicate with other animals - including humans - using body language. Sure, they may bark, whine, growl, or whimper. But with so few vocal options available, their tails, ears, mouths, and carriages are all a huge part of what they’re trying to say.
I know, I know. You’re not a dummy. You already knew that and you listen to your dog every day, body language included.
Here’s a lightbulb moment: if we get that dog body language is important, why do we forget how important our body language is when we talk back?
That little spiel up above may have been said while walking away. While plopping your own butt down on the couch. While texting your mom. That’s okay - it’s natural. Humans simply aren’t quite as attuned to what their nonverbal cues communicate.
Dogs often peep our body language first since it’s their primary way of communicating. This is why pro dog trainers typically combine verbal cues with hand signals.
If you give a command - even a perfectly vocalized, simple command like, “off!” - be engaged in the moment. Dogs may not be fluent in human body language, but they’re smart enough to know that an off-handed comment while you look like you DGAF is leaving leeway to ignore you.
Using Your Voice With Your Dog
Say It Once
Know what else shouts “this is not that deep” when talking to your dog? Not expecting immediate results.
If you’ve ever been told you have until the count of five to stop doing something and you stopped on one… well, you’re a better person than most.
When your dog thinks it’s cool to wait until the third time to stop the unwanted behavior, then you’d better get used to repeating yourself.
Speak a command one time and make it clear that you expect them to obey.
Use One Word Per Action
Wanna hear something crazy? Studies have shown that dogs are capable of learning as many as 200 people words. IKR? But they don’t get the nuance that words that sound the same could mean something different. And they’re super smart, but they still can’t read. That we know of.
So, we know that “their” and “there” don’t mean the same thing. At least most of us do. Grammar policing aside, we can still use context clues to figure it out.
Don’t give dogs context. Remember the spiel? Don’t do it. A command is not ten words.
Well, WTF, then? Adapt. They only hear that one word with no context at all. So, you have to limit that word to a very specific intended response.
Decide that you want to use “off” to get your dog off the couch? Cool. Makes sense.
It also probably makes sense to use “down”, right? Get down. Same basic idea.
Ehh… not so fast. That was likely one of the very first training commands that your dog learned. The verbal cue, “down”, is going to get exactly the response that you already taught your dog will make you super happy.
It’s going to lay down. On the couch.
Does speaking dog still seem like a cakewalk? No worries. It just takes a little consistency before using the right command becomes second nature.
Resist Using the Word “No”
A lot of self-help gurus these days like to stress the importance of no as a complete sentence. Hey, can’t argue.
In many situations, when we tell other people no, they have a pretty good idea why. They know what to do instead. Probably go pester someone who doesn’t listen to self-help podcasts.
That word doesn’t work the same way for dogs. When you tell your dog no, it might understand to stop what it’s doing. That’s a damn good dog. Smart, too.
But your dog is left kinda looking around wondering what the hell it should do now. If your dog is nosing a little too close to your dinner plate and you say, “no”? It thinks it’s being good when it moves on to the next available dinner plate. That sounds crazy, but in dog language, your dog just obeyed you.
A better command might be “sit”, but there are many options. Always teach your dog the good behavior that you want to promote, rather than just reprimanding the crap behavior.
And if you are going to use the word “no”, be sure to follow up immediately by telling your dog WTH it is you would rather them do instead.
Tone of Voice Matters
In dog training lingo, we often talk about using commands. An effective command is issued with authority in a measured, consistent voice. You don’t have to speak at 90 decibels to get a little respect.
You’re certainly communicating something when you yell at your dog, and it ain’t good. The intention behind your words gets lost. Yelling usually goes hand in hand with out of pocket body language, right?
Your dog may not interpret “off” correctly. It doesn’t understand that “off” might be urgent, because it’s in danger and you’re afraid. A dog's response might be to freeze in place, because your body language and tone are shouting danger a hell of a lot louder than anything the actual word might mean. They don’t know where the danger is coming from. So they just don’t move.
Let’s take it down a few dozen decibels. A command issued in a really lax tone may not get you very far for very long. This was already mentioned, but it’s worth saying twice. Be engaged. It’s okay - and even a good thing - to speak with excitement.
This is especially important early in your dog training journey.
That Doesn’t Seem So Different
Nope. Dogs have been human companions for, like, a gazillion years. Of course we’ve learned to speak on multiple levels. And the building blocks of our communication are exactly the same: words, tone, and body language.
They’re just important in a different order. Finding the right balance between the three can be hard since it’s not the way we’re used to talking to people.
No shame in seeking out a professional dog trainer to help you get consistent… which will get the results you want from your dog.
Understand how the pieces fit together and you’ll be able to talk to your dog on a deeper level. Not about feelings and stuff. You can already do that. Permission granted to use more than one word - all your dog needs is the body language for those convos.